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DONALD TRUMP

Ex-President of USA

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― I'm the most successful person ever to run for the presidency, by far. Nobody's ever been more successful than me. I'm the most successful person ever to run. Ross Perot isn't successful like me. Romney ― I have a Gucci store that's worth more than Romney. Sorry losers and haters, but my IQ is one of the highest ― and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault.

EXPERIENCE

  • 2017

    Became 45th president of the United States

    2016

    Won election race with 77 votes more than Clinton, yippe-kee-yay!

      2015

      Became the most important Republican nominating for presidential election run

      2009

      Changed my mind and became Republican again

      2005

      Started Trump University with Michael Sexton and Jonathan Spitalny: no grades, certificates and other bureaucracy, but program offered courses in real estate, asset management entrepreneurship, and wealth creation. 98% students gave positive reviews while studying, however some of these ungrateful gringos filed lawsuits against Trump University after the course. I had to pay $25 million to settle that...

      2002

      Acquired the former Hotel Delmonico, which was renovated and reopened in 2004 as the Trump Park Avenue. I sure do like my surname!

      2001

      Completed Trump World Tower and joined the Democratic Party

MEDIA CAREER

  • 2019

    Was awarded Worst Actor and Worst Screen Combo at Golden Raspberry Awards for parts in "Death of a Nation" and "Fahrenheit 11/9"

    2015

    Published a book "Crippled America: How to Make America Great Again"

      2011

      Published a book "Time to Get Tough: Making America #1 Again" in coauthorship with Wynton Hall, Peter Schweizer and Meredith McIver

      2011

      Published a book "Midas Touch: Why Some Entrepreneurs Get Rich – And Why Most Don't" in coauthorship with Robert Kiyosaki

EDUCATION

  • 2011

    Asked friends who are prominent and wealthy alumni of the New York Military Academy to secure my academic records so they could not be seen by anyone, never!

    1966

    Transferred to the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania and graduated in May 1968 with a B.S. in economics

      1964

      Started studying in Fordham University

      1959

      Enrolled in the New York Military Academy, a private boarding school, after my parents discovered I made frequent trips into Manhattan without their permission



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